Candy and Blood is a collection of essays about one man’s prison experience over the past 12 years.
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All Just People

  I had broken the rules, been a bad boy. At least the officer said that I had. Usually a simple accusation is enough to prove guilt. Another reminder of just who is in charge behind these prison walls. It would not be a particularly merry Christmas for me. Or, so I thought. Feeling Unfestive […]




Prison Justice

  Fortuitous My cellie went to seg, and I couldn’t have been happier. He was loud, lazy, obnoxious, messy, and he stank of sour body odor. Rarely a day passed that didn’t find me biting my tongue and swallowing my ire over his constantly grating behavior and personality. Oftentimes I longed to take all of […]




Dental Debacle

  After weeks of unrelenting pain, so insistent that I had long since begun to believe that I would never again be free from it, and stubborn refusals on the part of the dentist to fill the offending cavity, I finally relented. I opted to have it removed. Caretaker The old man had a gruff […]




Field Trip to the Birdcage

  “Damn! You look good, girl!” “Yeah, but shake that ass!” “C’mon up here, baby. I got somethin’ for ya!” The misogynistic exclamations came out in frantic staccato bursts, one on top of another from all directions. Many of them included much more lewd and graphic descriptions of just how exactly how the individual intended […]




Smoke Day

“I really don’t think we should be in here,” I said, hoping for someone in authority to agree with me. “What?” Officer Medet replied, a mixture of confusion and fear as evident on his face as the huge swath of scar tissue that covered his neck and cheek. The marks were the results of him […]




Butterball

Initial Impression When I first saw Butterball he was wearing only his tighty-whiteys and a bath towel casually draped over one shoulder as he walked from the shower to his cell fifty feet away. His pronounced belly drooped over the distressed elastic waistband to such a degree that it was perfectly clear where his nickname […]




Abnormal Appetite

“Hey! Stop that! Cut it out. You better leave it alone before it falls off.” CO Bogey grinned to himself at his consummately clever witticism. He believed he had caught an inmate masturbating. He was wrong. Not Just Another Day Bogey was doing his rounds and checking the cells which housed inmates with especially serious […]




Losses

In five days I will lose my best friend. Or, at least, my current best friend. I’ve been through more than a few. The Early Ones My first best friend I met on day one of kindergarten when I helped him stop crying. He missed his Mommy. That lasted through third grade. A Greek kid […]




Best of Intentions

Tooks was a black kid from the inner city, and like so many others he joined a gang at a young age, before the changes of puberty even had a chance to take hold. The gang life included drugs, violence, and eventually prison. This is a reality that is so epidemic it nearly appears to […]




Misfits

Weirdo Factor Feeding time in prison is always accompanied by the dividing up into factions as the line begins to wind its way to the chow hall. The most obvious criteria is the racial barrier, and to a large degree the blacks, whites, and Latinos all do tend to gravitate to their own kind. However, […]